A funny Christmas reindeer and Santa Poem for kids.
Hear the reindeers gossip when they find out Santa has put on a few pounds again this year.
Reindeer Gossip  Hey Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen  My Christmas sleigh’s in need of fixing It seems my bum no longer fits in  I know I’ve not been exercising Jumping stars to keep my thighs thin  But jogging round the North Pole’s tiring Push ups are so uninspiring  And why aren’t sprouts more appetising Why are doughnuts tantalising  And every cabbage leaf I’d savour If they came in chocolate flavour  So anyway, I am imploring I might need help to get us soaring  |   He says the same thing every year Dasher whispers to the deer  I know sighs Dancer, Prancer, Vixen And every year who does the fixing?  It’s true moans Blitzen, Comet, Donner I know to fly him is an honour  But who spends all their year in training? It should be all of us complaining!  So what says Cupid, saddened clearly Remember that we love him deerly  All eight agreed to stop their moaning Down the gym did weights and toning  They treadmill sped, their hooves unquiet To compensate for Santa’s diet  Mark Bird  |
My Santa poem for kids is written using rhyming couplets.
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