A Poem about Cat Shaming

Mark Bird
Feb 8, 2023
1 min read

Updated: Dec 11, 2024

With those poor pussy cats being cat shamed all over social media, I thought it was time for me to write a poem about cat shaming (with a twist) and help the cats to fight back 😜.

Anyway, has anyone ever met a cat that feels shame? Not me.

Go Cats!

Cat Shaming

Yes I’ve got claws

and paws

and purr

Yes I’ve got pads

and fangs

and fur

Yes I will scratch

and snatch

and spit

Yes I will prowl

and howl

and hiss

Yes I eat fleas

and cheese

and tuna

But you’ll find out

later

or sooner

You can’t shame me

for being a

a cat

I am what I am

and that

is that!

Mark Bird

A wide-eyed munchkin cat with a note reading: "I PEED ON THE HAMSTER." — Cat Shaming: I Peed On The Hamster

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Linkols

Dec 01, 2025

But honestly, that mischievous charm is part of why we love them so much.

And if you’ve ever met a Munchkin kitten, you know exactly what I mean. Their little legs, curious eyes, and playful personalities make every day feel like a new adventure. Despite kittens their size, they’re full of confidence, energy, and affection. The key is giving them the right nutrition, proper grooming, and a safe space to explore—because these tiny comedians always find creative ways to make life more entertaining.