A Poem about Cat Shaming. Funny Cat Poem for Kids

With those poor pussy cats being cat shamed all over social media, I thought it was time for me to write a poem about cat shaming (with a twist) and help the cats to fight back 😜.

Anyway, has anyone ever met a cat that feels shame? Not me.

Go Cats!

Funny cat poem for kids ...

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Funny Cat Poem for Kids: Cat Shaming by Mark Bird

Cat Shaming

I puke in the fishbowl, I drink from the loo

I sometimes leave gifts in your new boyfriend’s shoe

I scratch and attack other neighbourhood cats

I beat up the dogs, chase the neighbourhood brats

I keep your feet warm at the end bed 

But fidget; disturb me, I’ll scratch them instead

I commandeer laundry piles, baby-chair swings

I commandeer shadows when I hear birds sing

I lick myself clean, from my nose to back there

And then lick your popcorn, if you do not share

I thank you with treats: flapping birds, hopping frogs

I peed on your leg once, when you got that dog!

I won’t use the cat-flap, if I spy your feet

I’ll only come in, if enticed with a treat

You never can shame me for being a cat

I am what I am and I’m proud about that

Mark Bird

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