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Valentine Fool



I couldn't take another year

Without a Valentine card

'Cos being ridiculed by friends

Can leave a young kid scarred


Bought one with love hearts everywhere

Then fled, hood up, from the mall

And sprinted home to my bedroom

And wrote some made-up scrawl


Was sure to use my weak left hand

Then raced my shadow to school

I showed it off and played surprised

But looked like such a fool


The kids all cussed and jeered at me

They laughed and shouted, "Shame!"

'Cos I hadn't written a question mark

I'd signed it with my stupid name


©2010 Mark C Bird


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