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Valentine Fool

 

 

I couldn't take another year

Without a Valentine card

'Cos being ridiculed by friends

Can leave a young kid scarred

 

Bought one with love hearts everywhere

Then fled, hood up, from the mall

And sprinted home to my bedroom

And wrote some made-up scrawl

 

Was sure to use my weak left hand

Then raced my shadow to school

I showed it off and played surprised

But looked like such a fool

 

The kids all cussed and jeered at me

They laughed and shouted, "Shame!"

'Cos I hadn't written a question mark

I'd signed it with my stupid name

 

©2010 Mark C Bird

 

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