funny poems for kids

eye of the tiger - survivor

Toughest Person Ever

So strong and indestructible
I am the biggest fan
With muscles pumped and hairy chest
Could beat up Superman

Has wrestled with a crocodile
Has eaten snakes and worms
Has shared a bath with fury rats
And didn’t even squirm

The toughest person ever known
I’ll always be a fan
Her skull tattoos are super cool
I love her - she's my gran!

©2009 Mark Bird

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