funny poems for kids

eye of the tiger - survivor

Toughest Person Ever



So strong and indestructible

I am their biggest fan

With muscles pumped and hairy chest

Could beat up Superman


Has wrestled with a crocodile

Has eaten snakes and worms

Has shared a bath with fury rats

And didn’t even squirm


The toughest person ever known

I’ll always be her fan

A little different some might say

I love her - she’s my gran!


©2009 Mark Bird

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