funny poems for kids

devil woman - cliff richard

Rude Woman

 

There once was a woman so rude

Who often would spit in her food

Worse than just that

Whenever she spat

She spit and she spat in the nude

 

She didn't just do it at home

Went naked wherever she roamed

McDonald's café

The Chinese buffet

And starkers she'd dribble and foam

 

But one day she yelled, "I won't pay!

My burger's all soggy with spray."

Naked and wild

She spat at a child

And some men came to take her away

 

© Mark Bird 2010

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