Rude Woman

devil woman - cliff richard

There once was a woman so rude

Who often would spit in her food

Worse than just that

Whenever she spat

She spit and she spat in the nude

She didn't just do it at home

Went naked wherever she roamed

McDonald's café

The Chinese buffet

And starkers she'd dribble and foam

But one day she yelled, "I won't pay!

My burger's all soggy with spray."

Naked and wild

She spat at a child

And some men came to take her away

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