dreambeast poems
  inspirational poems, art & stories for kids by mark bird ...

Rude Woman

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There once was a woman so rude
who often would spit in her food
But much worse than that
Whenever she spat
She spit and she spat in the nude

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Each day, she would race from her home
Stark naked, she'd froth and she'd foam
McDonald's café
The Chinese buffet
From restaurant to restaurant, she'd roam

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"I won't pay for this, I'm no fool -
My donuts are dripping with drool
A stomach so puffed
A wallet still stuffed
She'd wink and she'd spin on her stool
 

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© Mark Bird 2022