devil woman - cliff richard
There once was a woman so rude
Who often would spit in her food
Worse than just that
Whenever she spat
She spit and she spat in the nude
She didn't just do it at home
Went naked wherever she roamed
The Chinese buffet
And starkers she'd dribble and foam
But one day she yelled, "I won't pay!
My burger's all soggy with spray."
Naked and wild
She spat at a child
And some men came to take her away
© Mark Bird 2010