atomic dog - george clinton
My Dog Ben
My dog Ben
Thought he was a hen
He wasn’t very tough
'Cos instead of saying woof
He would sit upon the loo
Crying cock-a-doodle-do
And he really was a pest
When the loo he made a nest
So I had to make him stop
But just then I heard two plops
Not believing what I saw
Bottom jaw fell to the floor
My dog Ben
Maybe really was a hen
'Cos floating in the bog
Not a curly doggy log
But beneath his hairy legs
Lay two brown and speckled eggs
©2009 Mark C Bird