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atomic dog - george clinton

My Dog Ben

 

 

My dog Ben

Thought he was a hen

 

He wasn’t very tough

'Cos instead of saying woof

 

He would sit upon the loo

Crying cock-a-doodle-do

 

And he really was a pest

When the loo he made a nest

 

So I had to make him stop

But just then I heard two plops

 

Not believing what I saw

Bottom jaw fell to the floor

 

My dog Ben

Maybe really was a hen

 

'Cos floating in the bog

Not a curly doggy log

 

But beneath his hairy legs

Lay two brown and speckled eggs

 

©2009 Mark Bird

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