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My Dog Ben



My dog Ben

Thought he was a hen


He wasn’t very tough

'Cos instead of saying woof


He would sit upon the loo

Crying cock-a-doodle-do


And he really was a pest

When the loo he made a nest


So I had to make him stop

But just then I heard two plops


Not believing what I saw

Bottom jaw fell to the floor


My dog Ben

Maybe really was a hen


'Cos floating in the bog

Not a curly doggy log


But beneath his hairy legs

Lay two brown and speckled eggs


©2009 Mark C Bird

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