My Dog Ben

atomic dog - george clinton

My dog Ben

Thought he was a hen

He wasn’t very tough

'Cos instead of saying woof

He would sit upon the loo

Crying cock-a-doodle-do

And he really was a pest

When the loo he made a nest

So I had to make him stop

But just then I heard two plops

Not believing what I saw

Bottom jaw fell to the floor

My dog Ben

Maybe really was a hen

'Cos floating in the bog

Not a curly doggy log

But beneath his hairy legs

Lay two brown and speckled eggs

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