Mummy snoring

My Christmas Wish



If I had a Christmas wish
It's easy what I'd choose
But not for all the presents
Or the year long Christmas views


I'd wish my dad was Santa
And my mum was Mrs. Claus
Cos' Daddy's always farting
And Mummy always snores


©2010 Mark C Bird

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