mum's kissing santa again - the blinkabugz
Mum’s Kissing Santa Again
(Written to be sung. Click play button to sing along)
I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus
At his grotto, down the mall today
She does it every year
I am sick of coming here
It’s so embarrassing
When all the children laugh and cheer
His beard’s dyed red with all her lipstick stains
It’s like she just can not help herself
Oh but it wouldn’t be so bad
If Santa was not my dad
And Mum was not working as his elf
Her knobbly knees knock in her striped, green tights
Bouncing up and down like a baboon
Oh but it wouldn’t be so bad
If Santa was not my dad
And I could go and live on the moon
Oh but it wouldn’t be so bad
If Santa was not my dad
And I could move to the moon quite soon
©2010 Mark C Bird