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Mum’s Kissing Santa Again
 

(Written to be sung. Click play button to sing along)

 

 

I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus

At his grotto, down the mall today

She does it every year

I am sick of coming here

It’s so embarrassing

When all the children laugh and cheer

 

His beard’s dyed red with all her lipstick stains

It’s like she just can not help herself

Oh but it wouldn’t be so bad

If Santa was not my dad

And Mum was not working as his elf

 

Her knobbly knees knock in her striped, green tights

Bouncing up and down like a baboon

Oh but it wouldn’t be so bad

If Santa was not my dad

And I could go and live on the moon

 

Oh but it wouldn’t be so bad

If Santa was not my dad

And I could move to the moon quite soon

 

©2010 Mark C Bird