funny poems for kids

crocodile rock - elton john

Linger Longer


Beware if you do linger

Do not linger long

For when you linger longer

Long lingering can go wrong


A boy once lingered longer

Longer than a while

The longest linger ever

Right by a crocodile


Longing for its dinny-dins

Feeding time ideal

Croc ate his croquette fingers

His McBoy burger meal


So if you linger longer

Longer than you should

Don’t linger by a crocodile

You could be gone for good


©2009 Mark Bird

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