Toughest Person Ever: Funny Granny Poem for Kids

Toughest Person Ever

So strong and indestructible

I am their biggest fan

With muscles pumped and hairy chest

Could beat up Superman

Has wrestled with a crocodile

Has eaten snakes and worms

Has shared a bath with fury rats

And didn’t even squirm

The toughest person ever known

I’ll always be a fan

Her skull tattoos are super cool

I love her - she's my gran!

©2009 Mark Bird