The Bagel Diet: A Funny Food Poem for Kids

The Bagel Diet

The Bagel Diet’s foolproof

You’re bound to lose some weight

The rules are very simple

(Forget the Keto mate)

Go slice your bagel, fill it

with squeezy cheese and fries

Behold your lunch creation

(It’s fine to feast your eyes)

The rules are very simple

if losing weight’s your goal

Ignore the bready outer

(Just eat the inner hole)

Dessert’s no problem either

when craving sugared things

Just make sure it’s a doughnut

(and you don’t eat the ring) 

Mark Bird