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There once was a woman so rude
who often would spit in her food
But much worse than that
Whenever she spat
She spit and she spat in the nude

Each day, she would race from her home
Stark naked, she'd froth and she'd foam
McDonald's café
The Chinese buffet
From restaurant to restaurant, she'd roam

"I won't pay for this, I'm no fool -
My donuts are dripping with drool
A stomach so puffed
A wallet still stuffed
She'd wink and she'd spin on her stool

© Mark Bird 2010