Pluto’s Paranoia – A Funny Space Poem for Kids About a Planetoid

Pluto’s Paranoia

I’m really, truly well annoyed

astronomers are overjoyed

at naming me a planetoid

My reputation’s been destroyed

My planet status: Unemployed

Alone, on edge and in a void

I’m feeling very paranoid

for Mars told me that Neptune’s buoyed

by rumours I’m an asteroid

Mark Bird

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