My Dog Ben: Funny Dog Poem for Kids

My Dog Ben

My dog Ben

thought he was a hen

He wasn’t very tough

'cos instead of saying woof

He would sit upon the loo

crying cock-a-doodle-do

And he really was a pest

when the loo, he made a nest

So I tried to make him stop

but just then I heard two plops

Not believing what I saw

Bottom jaw fell to the floor

My dog Ben

maybe really was a hen

'Cos floating in the bog

not a curly doggy log

But beneath his hairy legs

lay two brown and speckled eggs

©2009 Mark Bird