Laugh Attack: Kenning Poem for Kids About Fits of Laughter

Laugh Attack

Ab-straining, Din-gaining

Side-stitching, Lip-twitching

Nose-snorting, Sulk-thwarting

Head-swelling, Glee-welling

Tonsil-gurgling, Breath-burgling

Tummy-hurting, Scream-blurting

Pressure-bubbling, Pulse-doubling

Balance-stumbling, Floor-tumbling

Throat-strangling, Spine-mangling

Gasp-snatching, Bliss-hatching

Brow-sweating, Pant-wetting

Eye-scrunching, Tear-bunching

Vein-throbbing, Belly-bobbing

Bum-spanking, Brain-pranking

Pain-mending, Never-ending

Cheek-aching, Chest-quaking

Rib-shaking, Wind-breaking

Air-gorging, Friend-forging

Moments of pleasure