Foodie Frenzy: A Funny Food Poem for Kids

Foodie Frenzy

Onions spring, Roots beat

Nanas baa, Bacon streaked

Berries rasp, Sumas sat

Berries huckle, Fruits jack

Loupes canter, Rines tango

Fies Salsa, Nuts coco

Rikas pap, Butans ram

Kins pump, sarnies jam

Apples pine, Paws paw

Rooms mush, Breakers jaw

Tarines neck, Fruits date

Mary rose but Thyme was late

Then Elder Berries woke offended

“It’s time you foolish foods were blended

So let’s see if you’re all so groovy

when you’re smushed inside a smoothie!”