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They say there’s a man in the moon
They say that the moon’s made of cheese
I know that I’m only a child
but give a child credit per-leease!

If both of these things were so true
what gullible people forgot
that man in the moon would be starved
In time, he’d devour the lot

The moon would soon vanish from view
and floating up there out in space
They’d be a gargantuan man
with a yellow and fat cheesy face