Illustration for 'Aunt Gladys' poem for kids: a cow shaped cloud

Aunt Gladys

Illustration for 'Bedtime at Batman's' poem for kids : Batman wearing pants over his tights.

Bedtime At Batman's

Photo for "Chewy Brain" poem for kids: a load of brain chews (candies and sweets).

Chewy Brain

Illustration for 'Fishbowl Frolics' poem for kids: a small goldfish in love with a big goldfish. Big goldfish wants to eat the small goldfish

Fishbowl Frolics

Illustration for 'Laugh Attack' poem for kids: A face with a big smiling mouth, crying with laughter.

Laugh Attack

Illustration for 'Miseducate' poem for kids: a teacher's desk with books, an apple and coloured pencils on it.

Miseducate

Photo for "O.A.Ps (Old Age Potatoes)" poem for kids: a masked spring onion gets ready to give a potato a wedgie. The old potato awaits his fate with tears rolling down his cheeks.

O.A.Ps (Old Age Potatoes)

Illustration for 'Urge To Blurt' poem for kids : A neon sign saying SAY IT LOUDER.

Urge To Blurt

Illustration for 'You're Insane' poem for kids : A laughing lime fruit.

You're Insane

Illustration for 'Back To School' poem for kids : Head teacher in bed sleeping beneath an I Don't Love School poster

Back To School

Illustration for 'Carrot Idol' poem for kids: a pea wishing it could be a carrot and a carrot wishing it could be a pea

Carrot Idol

Illustration for 'Chicken Licken's Chicken Shop' :  a strong and staring chicken

Chicken Licken's Chicken Shop

Photo for 'Food Frenzy' poem for kids: Two rainbow coloured smoothies sit on a table, topped with raspberries, blackberries and a sprig of mint.

Foodie Frenzy

Illustration for 'Laughing My Head Off' poem for kids: a red bowling boy with a face on it.

Laughing My Head Off

Illustration for 'My Dog Ben' poem for kids : A toilet made into a nest by a dog. The toilet has two eggs in it.

My Dog Ben

Illustration for 'Rude Woman' poem for kids : A woman spitting on a child.

Rude Woman

Illustration for 'Valentine Fool' poem for kids: An embarrassed child who has sent himself a valentine card. The message reads - TO MARK, U R GORJUICE n HANDZUM, LUV MARK xxx

Valentine Fool

Illustration for 'Bearded Gran' poem for kids: a granny with a beard

Bearded Gran

Illustration for 'Cheesy Mr. Moon' poem for kids: a moon with a face

Cheesy Mr. Moon

Illustration for 'I Love School' poem for kids: a boy with spots trying to decide whether school is cool or not

I Love School

Illustration for 'Linger Longer' poem for kids: a crocodile eating a boy. A McBoy a day keeps the croctor away.

Linger Longer

Illustration for 'Kiss' poem for kids : a neon sign spelling KISS.

My First Kiss

Illustration for 'Toughest Person Ever' poem for kids : A granny in a bath full of rats.

Toughest Person Ever

Illustration for 'Wrong Cake' poem for kids: A child wearing a blindfold playing blind man's buff with a glamorous woman. The woman is wearing a Harry Potter cloak.

Wrong Cake