I Love School

baggy trousers - madness

Tom Hardnut’s English Journal.

Written on Sunday, yesterday...

I love school like a kick in the shins

I love school like a zit on my skin

I love school like a knee in my bits

I love school like a teacher who spits

I love school like a punch in the nose

I love school like charity clothes

Notice on school gates.

Written on Monday, this morning...

This school is closed...

For good!

Because at some unspecified time over the weekend,

it vanished

up into a passing U.F.O...

Apparently!

Thank you.

P.S. Go home and do what you want......

Forever!

Tom Hardnut’s English Journal.

Written on Monday, tonight...

(Note from editor: The journal is hard to read -

the ink is smudged

like a baby has blubbed all over it).

I love school – never meant what I said

I love school like a wallow in bed

I love school like a goal in the net

I love school like when I win a bet

I love school... like school I suppose

Help me please, now mine has been closed

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