I Love School

baggy trousers - madness

Tom Hardnut’s English Journal.

Written on Sunday, yesterday...

I love school like a kick in the shins

I love school like a zit on my skin

I love school like a teammate who quits

I love school like a teacher who spits

I love school like a punch in the nose

I love school like a kitten in bows

Notice on slimed school gates.

Written on Monday, this morning...

This school is closed for good!

Because at some unspecified time over the weekend,

a passing U.F.O

beamed it up apparently!

P.S. Go home and do what you want......

Forever!

Tom Hardnut’s English Journal.

Written on Monday, tonight...

(Note from editor: The journal is hard to read -

the ink is smudged

like a baby has blubbed all over it).

I love school – never meant what I said

I love school like a wallow in bed

I love school like a goal in the net

I love school like when I win a bet

I love school, you might say I am weird

But how would you feel if yours disappeared?

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