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Carrot Idol


Always dreamed of being a carrot

Long and orange as can be

But when I look in the mirror

Just a pea stares back at me


So I made myself a fern wig

Sprouting high up to the stars

And I spun inside a sharpener

Tried to point my petit pois


Even slapped on loads of fake tan

Burrowed deep into the ground

But still after all this effort

I am green and small and round


©2009 Mark C Bird

creep - radiohead

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