funny poems for kids

size of a cow - the wonder stuff

Aunt Gladys

I once saw a cloud floating by in the sky

It looked just like my Aunty Glad

But we haven’t seen Aunty Glad in a while

Not since she moved in with my dad


I pointed the cloud out to Mummy who screamed

and growled before mopping her brow

“If that was your mean Aunty Gladys

it would be fat in the shape of a cow!”


©2009 Mark Bird







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